Speaking for my dogs....

So the other night Luna looked like she was up to no good.  So, I approached her to see what she was up to.  Her rely, "Oh but Dad, I am so sweet and innocent... and a little scared.  I would never do anything wrong".

I took her at her word and turned to walk away.  This is what she mumbled under her breath as I walked out of the room, "Hahahahahahaha... sucker."

Jake simply said, "No beach, no woods, no fields.... I am not amused."