Dan's random questions on IChat.

1) do you like chicken egg rolls?
9:25 PM
2) what's your opinion the hokey pokey?
3) do you enjoy peeknuckle?
4) what's your favorite Phil Collins song?
5) what color makes you feel safe?
6) if you were a member of the amphibian family, which would you be?
7) have you ever regretted not spanking someone?
8) do you enjoy ethnic festivals?
9) how many socks have you lost in the wash?
10) what is your fondest memory of the 7th year of your life?
9:30 PM
11) what's your stance on lettuce irrigation?
12) who are your favorite Argentinian poets?
13) what is your favorite primary colored condiment?
14) which member of the german football league most resembles you?
15) how many limericks can you recite by heart?
16) what is your favorite color of armpit hair dye?
17) what is your least favorite Welsh meat dish?
9:35 PM
18) do you endorse standardized testing for miners?
19) how many goats have you physically seen in your lifetime?
20) what is your opinion on the beehive hairdo?
21) what is the optimal temperature water should be when you tread water?
22) name your favorite non-naturally-occurring synthetic fiber
23) if you had to read one novel aloud, backwards, which would it be?
24) what time of day do you feel is optimal for cleaning your ears?
9:40 PM
25) name your top five japanese performance artists and their favorite breakfasts

And I was worried that Maggie asked a lot of weird questions.