Baby Hunt.

After ravaging three families the federal government has issued a reward for the capture of this baby.


















Of course this is pending the passage of a income tax raise to fund the baby hunt. OK, lets get real the government is just going to charge the 5.5 billion dollars to fund the project. If you are concerned about the cost please see the top secret break down of spending recently made public in the New York Times. The editor wants you to know he doesn’t know how it could possibly affect the progress of the project. If you need more information please tune into local radio stations, during which they will play the same past clips from Al Gore, Al Sharpton, and Hilary Clinton, none of which will actually pertain to the project. (WOW a ding on conservatives and liberals in two sentences)

If you see this baby please do not approach her. She is considered hungry and dangerous. Plus people that have approached her end up spending at least 24 continuous hours in the bathroom.

Thanks. And please remember that you do not need to do anything, your federal government will provide everything as long as you continue to have babies that take no interest in education..


As always protecting you,